The Smartest turkey on the Ranch

A few days ago the news reported with photos that a torkey was spotted trying to cross the New Jersey Turnpike. As a former resident of the state of New Jersey i know that Poultry farming is a major indusrty there.

This little guy got wise , obviously having more brains in his noodle than his less fortunate family members,and probably opted out and was on his way to Disneyland.

Poor thing was apprehended and may be a “guest” in your home on Thanksgiving!

My girlfriend sent me a funny email for the holiday.

“If the Pilgrims had served the Indians Donkey instead of Turkey ,

we’d all get a piece of ass on Thanksgiving!!!

Happy Holiday!!!!!

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